Item Of The Day: Tiny Plastic Giraffe

I just came across this tiny giraffe posted by acmekat on Instagram, which apparently was labeled as fresh cut flowers!

The Chinese manufacturer must be using some reverse psychology on the customs folks. Fresh cut flowers are impossible to get through the border. A little plastic giraffe on the other hand would sail through. The only solution? Start labeling giraffes as flowers and flowers as giraffes. If anyone actually reads these descriptions they must get so confused.